HONK IF YOU LOVE GAY COWBOYS!
Can't wait to flatline.
DRUNK AGAIN
My wife does not fake her sarcasm.
I LOGGED OFF THIS MORNING.
TELL YOUR DOG I SAID GET THE HELL OFF THE COUCH!
Is a Prostitute considered and Essential Worker?
I PEE IN THE POOL.
Your honor student buys drugs from my kid.
Will Twerk For Food
We are all gonna die. Have a nice day!
JESUS LOVES YOU but you bug the shit outta me.
FECAL SAMPLE DELIVERY VEHICHLE
I LOVE RIMJOBS
"Use your goddamn turn signals!"
Kids are annoying.
Her Him
PLEASE BE PATIENT STUPID DRIVER
Pray for dirty whores.
REPEAL THE 19TH MAKE AMERICA LOGICAL AGAIN!
STOP TOXIC FEMININITY!
HEY YOU, DON'T BE A DICK TODAY.
CRUSIN' FOR PUSS
ABSOLUTE TOOL
