Prison keeps me from doing a lot of crazy shit.
Buffalo Bill Hey are you about a size 14?
SOCCER SUCKS
C-WORD ON BOARD
ROSHAMBO
I LOVE WAFFLE STOMPING
I'll be at the bar.
I fuck on the first date.
If it drives, flies, floats, or fucks, RENT IT!!!!
PREMATURE EJACULATOR ON BOARD
WANKER
I LOVE HOT COWBOYS!
NATURE BLOWS
LEAVE ME ALONE.
SLUMP BUSTER ON BOARD
CAUTION STUPID DRIVER
I love spanking my monkey
Broads are terrible drivers.
I LOVE TIDDIES
I sit when I pee and stand when I poop.
If I was a bird I know exactly who I would shit on
Steve is my name analingus is my game
Can A Duh
Deer are troublemakers.
