Prison keeps me from doing a lot of crazy shit.
Buffalo Bill Hey are you about a size 14?
SOCCER SUCKS
C-WORD ON BOARD
ROSHAMBO
I LOVE WAFFLE STOMPING
I'll be at the bar.
If it drives, flies, floats, or fucks, RENT IT!!!!
PREMATURE EJACULATOR ON BOARD
WANKER
I LOVE HOT COWBOYS!
LEAVE ME ALONE.
SLUMP BUSTER ON BOARD
CAUTION STUPID DRIVER
Broads are terrible drivers.
I sit when I pee and stand when I poop.
Can A Duh
Deer are troublemakers.
HONK IF YOU LOVE GAY COWBOYS!
My wife does not fake her sarcasm.
I LOGGED OFF THIS MORNING.
TELL YOUR DOG I SAID GET THE HELL OFF THE COUCH!
I PEE IN THE POOL.
Will Twerk For Food
