I'm funky & strip bar dirty
I'm hung like an Irishman.
Liberal Cuck Beta Male
I support LBGTQAYHKERPDWCUSJXOVNFMIZ rights!
PEOPLE SUCK and that includes you.
Pray for tards
Oh Canada, you are so funny!
My dick is steering this car.
OHBOY was I wrong!
Just Say NO To Idiots
Honk if you love SLUTS
National Bukakke Champion 2024
Honk if you love BIG BOOBS
Honk if you love Gay Porn
I Heart Anal
I Like Big Racks!
WATCH FOR BIKERS because they drive like assholes.
I once beat off 7 times in one day.
I love whiskey & crank
I love squirters
I love Dad Bods
Headed home to wash my crotch.
Front row parking bitches!
DOUCHE BAG ON BOARD
