I Like Big Racks!
WATCH FOR BIKERS because they drive like assholes.
I once beat off 7 times in one day.
I love whiskey & crank
I love squirters
I love Dad Bods
DOUCHE BAG ON BOARD
Don't drink & drive because you could kill somebody, or worse get a DUI
Caution stupid driver
You all drive like stupid assholes
Vagina Whisperer
TRIPPIN' BALLS
Technically I sexually harass my wife every morning. Sorry honey.
TAX THE CHURCH!
SUCK IT HIPPY!
Sometimes I cry when I masturbate.
Size matters ladies. Men like big boobs!
Remember, butts don't make kids.
Porsche is German for douche bag.
Piss on your protest
Piss on the toilet seat
Piss on the Raiders
PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY
PEOPLE SUCK have a blessed day.
