Don't drink & drive because you could kill somebody, or worse get a DUI
Caution stupid driver
You all drive like stupid assholes
Vagina Whisperer
TRIPPIN' BALLS
They call me Mr. Fister
Technically I sexually harass my wife every morning. Sorry honey.
TAX THE CHURCH!
SUCK IT HIPPY!
Sometimes I cry when I masturbate.
Size matters ladies. Men like big boobs!
Remember, butts don't make kids.
Porsche is German for douche bag.
Piss on your protest
Piss on the toilet seat
Piss on the Raiders
PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY
PEOPLE SUCK have a blessed day.
Dick la Douche
CYBER DOUCHE
Cock Whisperer
PUSSY WAGON
On my way to get a haircut and a hand job.
CHODE THRUSTER
